Our good friend Dave Albo has always been a true patriot, defending his constituents from the brown hordes of illegal immigrants overrunning Springfield's Starbucks and clogging the roads with their Range Rovers on the way to the high-paying K Street jobs that they're taking from us hard-working Americuns.
That's why we at Albo Must Go were so disappointed to see that Dave still hasn't bothered to fully learn English. Had he bothered to run spell check on his website before putting it online, he'd find out that it's actually spelled "illegal".
This is America. You should speak the language of a people from the southeastern section of a group of small islands off the coast of another continent over 3,000 miles away--and you should do it proper like.
I know folks like the Minutemen would be proud to count Dave Albo among their own...just as soon as he learns to speak English.
