Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Albo Battles "Ilegal" Immigration, Fails to Speak English

Our good friend Dave Albo has always been a true patriot, defending his constituents from the brown hordes of illegal immigrants overrunning Springfield's Starbucks and clogging the roads with their Range Rovers on the way to the high-paying K Street jobs that they're taking from us hard-working Americuns.

That's why we at Albo Must Go were so disappointed to see that Dave still hasn't bothered to fully learn English. Had he bothered to run spell check on his website before putting it online, he'd find out that it's actually spelled "illegal".

This is America. You should speak the language of a people from the southeastern section of a group of small islands off the coast of another continent over 3,000 miles away--and you should do it proper like.

I know folks like the Minutemen would be proud to count Dave Albo among their own...just as soon as he learns to speak English.


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Albo Picks A Fight With The Internet

Back in the middle of The Abuser Fee Revolt in 2007, Del. Dave Albo came up with this jem.


Well, it now appears that Delegate Dave has changed his view and he's decided to fight. Here we are five years after the advent of Not Larry Sabato, Raising Kaine (RIP), Daily Kos, and three years after the advent of Albo Must Go, and Delegate Albo has decided to actually start a blog and get himself a Facebook presence. It's not really much of a blog, but it's there.

Why would he do this you say? He's already popular on Facebook. Here are some of the names of two Dave Albo fan clubs.


Here's some of the top hits on Google?

#3 - Albo Must Go
#9 -The Pitchfork Rebellion: Dave Albo "digs out" and finds Judge Finch's "Performance Evaluation"
#10 - Hit & Run: The Dave Albo Employment Act

#11 - DPVA: Dave Albo Fact Check
#14 - Blue Commonwealth: Greg Werkheiser on Policy Innovation
#19 - Waldo Jaquith: Dave Albo v. Wikipedia

#20 - Virginia Virtucon: Dave Albo: Tax Hiker, Self-Dealer


So why would Dave Albo create a blog with his name in the URL? It's all about geeky stuff like search engine optimization and trying to game the Google algorythms, etc. (if we here at AMG had a clue we would've named this thing "davealbomustgo.blogspot.com" but we aren't that smart). Still, it's interesting that after all these years, our hero seems to have changed his tune and decided to fight the Internet.

The Internet looks forward to the battle.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Nine More Years of Abortion, Guns & Phone Taxes?

On September 7, 2000 oil prices hit a 1o-year high, gasoline was selling for $1.57 per gallon, Intel was selling for $68/share ($15/sh. today), Tom Davis was 11th District Congressman and George W. Bush was duking it out with Al Gore for the Presidency. Microsoft was in the verge of releasing Windows ME and Elian Gonzalez had just been sent back to Cuba. In the 42nd District, the Lorton Prison would be open for another two years.

What was Del. Dave Albo doing? He was busy cross-examining some State Corporation Commission representatives and he had a point to make about his constituents.
Del. David B. Albo, R-Fairfax, said phone bills, particularly various taxes tacked onto bills, trail only abortion and gun control as a top issue for his constituents.' Richmond Times-Dispatch 9.7.2000
Then in 2005, he lost the Washington Post endorsement to Greg Werkheiser.
District 42: The incumbent, David B. Albo (R), an energetic, engaging lawmaker, is in line to lead the House Courts of Justice Committee, a key legislative job. But lately he has moved away from his earlier moderate record, joining ranks with right-wingers in trying to torpedo the Warner tax package and waging a strident campaign against undocumented immigrants. Gregory A. Werkheiser (D), a bright, charismatic lawyer, has mounted a coherent and well-financed campaign. We have backed Mr. Albo in the past, based on his legislative skill and broad knowledge of legal and judicial issues. But he has abandoned important elements of his own constituency as well as the sensible middle ground. Accordingly, we support Mr. Werkheiser.
He also lost the endorsement of other newspapers as well - see this AMG, Why Are We Blogging Against Dave Albo (Apr. 2, 2006).

A lot has changed since September 7, 2000, but has Delegate Dave Albo learned anything? Apparently not.

Yesterday, the American Family Foundation gave Delegate Dave Albo a 100% rating for his 2009 Session voting record. He shared this honor with the likes of Jeff Frederick, Ken Cuccinelli, and Bob Marshall. Here's a picture of The Family Foundation's proposed memorial commemorating this moment in history.

What were some of Dave Albo's courageous votes?
  • Voted to Require Women Seeking an Abortion to View an Ultrasound (HB 2579)
  • Voted to Advise Women Seeking Abortion to Provide Information That Fetuses Might Feel Pain (HB 2634)
  • Voted to Permit "Choose Life" License Plates (SB 817)
  • Voted to Defund Stem Cell Research (SB 1338)
  • Voted to Delay HPV Vaccine for 6th Graders (HB 188)
  • Voted Against Adding Sexual Orientation to the Commonwealth's Non-Discrimination Policy (HB 2385)
  • Voted Against Reistatement of the Estate Tax to Fund Tuition Grants, Preschool Initiative, and Health Families Virginia Program (HB 2376)
  • Voted Against Expanding the Domestic Partner Benefits to Include Life Insurance (HB 1726)
  • Voted to Eliminate Funding for Planned Parenthood (Budget Amendment)
Don't forget some of these other Albo Must Go pieces regarding Dave Albo's "Pro-Family" Positions:
The world has changed a lot since then. So has the 42nd District. Something else is about to change soon as well.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Albo's Totems for Bill Howell

We've often highlighted the conflicts that Delegate Dave Albo feels as he is forced to toe the Rural Conservative Party line because the House Caucus is controlled by rural conservatives such as his law partner, Majority Leader Delegate Morgan Griffith.

This is all part of a larger annual pattern.
After all, if he doesn't do as he's told, he won't be chairing his committee much longer.


Well, he's capitulated once again.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Albo Kneecaps Roe v. Wade & Sandbags Women

We have previously covered Delegate Dave Albo's questionable record on issues important to women:



Delegate Dave Albo also likes to argue that he is "moderate" or "bipartisan" and that he has a "moderate" record on social issues like abortion. We also have this lovely gem from 2001:
Del. David B. Albo, R-Fairfax, said phone bills, particularly various taxes tacked onto bills, trail only abortion and gun control as a top issue for his constituents.' Richmond Times-Dispatch 9.7.2000
It appears that his business partner, Majority Leader Morgan Griffith has finally gotten to him (See AMG, Announcing Albo & Griffith). First, Delegate Dave Albo had the following record:

0% pro-choice record in 2008
0% record in 2006
0% record in 2004

Have things improved? Well.... this session, Delegate Dave Albo has voted on HB 2634 which requires doctors to anesthetize a fetus before an abortion (click here for vote).

Next, Delegate Dave Albo he voted on HB 2579 to require doctors to offer women a ultrasound before they may proceed with an abortion. (click here for vote).

One more thing.... Women have been regularly getting into law schools now since 1965. Delegate Dave Albo has been on the Court's of Justice Committee for 14 years. So, how many women judges are there in Virginia sitting on Circuit Courts?

How many new women Circuit Court Judges have been appointed since Delegate Dave Albo was elected Chairman of the Courts of Justice Committee in 2006?
3
Source: (2008 - HR 5, 2007 - HR52, HR65, 2006 - HR7, HR34)
(At least one of these replaced an existing woman judge, so that's a net gain of 2)

So where does Delegate Dave Albo stand on women and women's issues? You decide.